Ginger Dubberdee is in her boudoir awaiting a visit from an admirer--but instead she is lavished in an array of gooey gifts.
GD is dressed in a brand new emerald green steel boned corset, ruffle knickers, fishnets and shiny new 6 inch stiletto heels. She's all made up and has even curled her beautiful strawberry blonde hair for the occasion.
Trouso is the messenger hoping not to be shot as he faithfully administers a massive, multi-substance wamming to the hapless damsel--which includes, for the sake of a pun, a bunch of 'flours' comprising plain white and wholemeal (GD suffers nearly 5 kilos of her least favourite substance for the sake of this joke)
GD gets totally and utterly annihilated with copious amounts of eggs, flour, condensed milk, paint (smeared, brushed, poured, squirted) baked beans, custard, rice pudding, black treacle, sugar, ketchup, mayonnaise, oil (8 litres!), grease, emulsion, golden syrup, spaghetti in sauce, passata, macaroni cheese, black gunge, blackcurrant jam and cream--plus several pies are thrown hard to the face and between her legs! She even finds time to sit in a cake and has a shoe filled with goo.
'Will this ever end?' she laments.
Finally, the deluge desists--but, of course, by now her hair is ruined, her beautiful outfit destroyed and even the vintage tapestry hanging behind her has been totalled in the line of fire. So it's small consolation that it all turns out to have been a big mix up (oops!) and Ginger receives the bouquet of flowers she should have got instead of all that mess.
A gigantic mess which produced 55 litres of undiluted slurry. Ginger is on top form swearing and sporting around in one of the team's biggest messes to date.
Produced for thefinestmess by Richard Trouso and Ginger Dubberdee