Following the success of Isla's first shoot we were definitely facing 'Difficult second album' syndrome. The studio, although clean, was also wrecked and needed repainting. So, in a way, the minor renovation provided a starting point for Isla's reappearance in pristine very, very white jeans and a summer top. A trip to the hairdressers had been necessary to restore her blonde locks after they had been reduced to absolute ruin by the spoils of last week's antics. Our opening gambit spelt an instant end to the jeans as Isla, believing my confident assurances that it was dry, took a seat in the newly blacked chair. Ketchup, mayonnaise, Nutella, spaghetti hoops, custard, black paint and a sorry attempt to repaint them white with the wall emulsion rendered them unfit for human habitation and were eventually removed.

This did, then open the way for some opportune front and back knicker filling: a whole trifle between the legs, followed by yet another one and a carton of custard in the gusset of her panties

And her fine breasts, barely restrained at times, were, on numerous occasions in making their lively, if unsuccessful, bids to escape were rubbed with chocolate spread, doused in custard and at one point pacified by a double cream pie.

Isla's luxury WAM therapy 'treatments' continued unabated by her having Nutella spread on her face and slicked through her hair, a dousing in rice pudding, and a lunatic attempt to use her crowning glory as a mixing bowl.

Six pats (over 3 pounds) of pure, unadulterated lard, eggs, oil and a bag each of plain and self-raising flour trailblazed the mucky shampoo this time. The ensuing wreckage--if nothing else -provided sufficient evidence as to why lard is so rarely ever used in WAM. Even the ever buoyant Isla looked daunted at times--genuinely wondering how the hell she was going to get that lot out!

Other highlights include Isla being enveloped in brimming builders' buckets full golden syrup and black treacle plus the same measure of yellow 'custard' goo and blue gunge.

So we very probably will face a brief interval whilst Isla 'regroups' after this relentless double measure of degradation.