I've been getting wet (and sometimes messy) for as long as I can remember - I've been around so long, I've even got a decent collection of the Splosh magazines from way back when! With my incredible other half - Fschloe on here - I have a lot of wet and messy fun, and it's great to share that with the beautiful UMD community.

My preference is to wear entirely 'normal' clothing whether I'm getting wet or messy. If I'm looking at pictures or videos of others, then normal works best for me there too. I'm pretty happy with either sex for visual appeal, wearing clothes from any gender, and if the action gets hotter and less clothed, then that's fine too. I'm also a frequent underdresser - that is, technically a crossdresser but only under the outer layer of clothes - which can add an extra exciting element to proceedings, although I often go further with clothing when getting wet.

I like to play some games here (especially the Messy Hot Potato game), and I'll *always* pay up on any forfeits. Maybe not quickly, but they'll get paid

*** I'm now approved to offer customs, so if you want something from an overweight, balding man, you know who to speak to! ***